Gossip Girl is a show known for it's great quips. Tonight's new episode had a few good ones and I thought I'd share. Next week's episode will be a flashback to Lilly in her teen years, a way of gauging how well the planned spin off will work. It's a trick nearly all show runners do when thinking about creating a spin off and, truthfully, they're usually pretty terrible.
So here's some quotes to get us through the next two weeks:
"Don't tell me that hick gave you scabies." - Blair referring to Gabriel.
"The pregnancy rouse. Cliche but effective. Make sure you arranged the meeting someplace the authorities can surround him. No open spaces." - Chuck on how to capture Gabriel.
"In other words, she's a faux-cialite." - Chuck's term for a fake socialite.
"I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel."
"That is Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice." - Georgina on her new life and Blair's reaction.
"If you cut revenge out of the bible there's not even enough to make a pamphlet." - Blair talking Georgina into tricking Poppy.
"Tell Jesus The Bitch is back." - Georgina telling Blair she's back to her old ways.
Other highlights include the priceless expression on Blair's face when Georgina walked in and the ending scene on the precinct steps with Chuck calling his P.I. for dirt on cops, Nate on the phone using his family pull with a judge and Blair arguing with the arresting officers.